Stupid tests

Why do I do stupid tests that I am 95% confident (P<0.05) don't mean squat? It's because of my strong emotional side needing to be defined in a world where self image is everything and yet is so hard to detect above the noise that swamps your senses every freaking second of the day. Of course, my intellectual side tells me that the definition of self is moderately pointless as I am a squishy meat sack full of chemicals that changes over time, so any definition will be out of date and may actually inhibit change/growth. Also the definition is pointless, because in terms of the universe I may as well not exist as life is a frivolous anomaly that will be snuffed out in a blink without effecting the cosmos one noticeable iota.

Very Well-Rounded You have: 70% SCIENTIFIC INTUITION and 62% EMOTIONAL INTUITION

The graph on the right represents your place in Intuition 2-Space. As you can see, you scored above average on emotional intuition and above average on scientific intuition. (Weirdly, your emotional and scientific intuitions are equally strong.) Your Emotional Intuition score is a measure of how well you understand people, especially their unspoken needs and sympathies. A high score score usually indicates social grace and persuasiveness. A low score usually means you're good at Quake. Your Scientific Intuition score tells you how in tune you are with the world around you; how well you understand your physical and intellectual environment. People with high scores here are apt to succeed in business and, of course, the sciences.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Scientific You scored higher than 99% on Interpersonal

Link: The 2-Variable Intuition Test